I love your style and wondered whether you’d be willing to take on any freelance work and write for my website/magazine, etc?

I’m truly flattered, but unless the subject is close to my heart the answer is no. I’m far too busy with a host of engagements to give any paid work the attention it deserves. But write to me anyway and if it’s something I feel passionate about I’ll do it for free.

Can I quote you in my blog?

Sure, as long as you don’t misquote or misrepresent, and always link back to my blog.

I can’t find you on Twitter.

That’s because I’m not on Twitter.

Now I can’t find you on Facebook, either.

That’s because I’m no longer on Facebook.

How often do you update your blog?

Once a fortnight, depending on how immersed I am in other projects.

Are you a witch?

Hmmm….